15 you only know when you live on a boat!

15 you only know when you live on a boat!

  1. 15 foot waves are nothing to be worried about, in fact they are only a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10….
  2. but don’t fear, you are never more than 5 feet away from a barf bag at anytime!!!
  3. ice is as valuable and as rare as gold.
  4. all homework is done while simultaneously tanning your back.
  5. when running on the treadmill you must hold on for dear life. You never know when the next wave will hit.
  6. not seeing land for days on end is very normal.
  7. seamail is the new email.
  8. you walk up more flights of stairs in a day than you have in your entire life combined.
  9. when shaving your legs you must hold on.
  10. you charge your phone once a week max.
  11. pasta is n.e.v.e.r.e.n.d.i.n.g.
  12. playing mafia or cards is the night life.
  13. dolphins will sometimes join you for lunch.
  14. saying y’all is a foreign language.
  15. snack time is the best time.

all in all….life on a boat rocks.

no phones, no wifi, & no familiar faces seems scary…. but on the ship the air is fresh & the people are really real.

so, cheers to life… on a boat…. or wherever you may be ….

xx ralph.

  • Janey

    October 13, 2015 at 7:37 pm Reply

    LOVE this post. Please post more! Can’t wait to read & love more posts in the future -Janey

  • KR

    March 3, 2016 at 11:02 am Reply


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